My favourite iPad comment

The ever-interesting Steven Morris guest blogs on the iPad.

For immediate release

Today Steven Morris launched a new hi-tech product called the "i've had."

As in, "I have had e-fucking-nough of Steve Jobs and his endless greed and attempts to corner Apple's share of the market.

Just what the world needs: one more silly gadget- the iPad - which upon reflection for all of a nanosecond, one realizes one can do without. Not to mention all the African nations that have their economies undermined, no pun intended, because of the race to extract elements from the ground required to fabricate the things.

Write me and I'll send you a copy of the "i've had."

It is just like a business card, and on it is printed: "Steve Jobs is a greedy *&^hole."

(Let us not go into the subject of all the people who will now be acting like they invented the iPad because they forked over $500 for the thing. We'll save that for next month, when I launch the "iMad.")