Career move hall of fame

Constable Shaylene Paul was all set to start her first job with the RCMP. She'd be working out of the small-town detachment in Port Hawkesbury, Nova Scotia.

So what does she do, four days before starting? Gets behind the wheel with too much alcohol in her system. Now she's pleaded guilty to impaired driving, has been fined, and has lost her licence for a year -- which should make it kind of hard to drive the cruiser, if she does ever get to start that job.