How to get on the judge's good side

Sheriff’s deputies dragged a 40-year-old homeless man out of a Halifax courtroom Friday afternoon after he dropped his pants and invited the judge to perform oral sex on him.

Joel David Arseneau... was being arraigned before provincial court Judge Barbara Beach on two charges of breaching probation on court orders when he let his pants fall to the floor, displaying his underwear.

As a pair of deputies were taking Mr. Arseneau downstairs to the holding cells, they received word that Judge Beach was prepared to proceed with the arraignment as long as the accused was willing to keep his pants up.

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