Garbled at the Post

The National Post has Warren Kinsella's new column online, and it sure reads funny. Don't know how long it will stay up before the fix it, but there are some pretty weird phrases. (Read it closely and you can see how they are supposed to line up.)

1) A lot of these extraordinary numbers, obviously, are -- like many of the numbers that attempt to describe the magnitude few of your belongings, just because I f***ing felt like it? It's the same f***ing thing, mate."

2) When the U.S. trade deficit with China has ballooned to an extraordinary $232.5-billion, the Bush administration's of myriad crimes -- completely speculative.

3) "How would you feel if I walked into your house and took a desire to haul the Chinese before the WTO is certainly understandable, if a tad cynical.

I don't know how I would feel if Johnny Rotten walked into my house and took a desire to haul the Chinese before the WTO. Baffled probably.